Sunday, 13 April 2025

Candida the movie

15 april 20205. This page a one of will be gradually improved and edited over the next week.i live off grid and electricity is a scarce resource, so all is in hurried  spurts until i find a new base for a while. 

I am taking forward two many year brewing  projects - merely  'messaging' on two fundamental linked matters in wider society, but for me 22 years full time trying to improve the thus far inadequate messaging.

1.  get my two books out of simonclayton2020.com  how to change impossible-to-change  laws 2003-9 (i was offered a book contract 2006 but had to parent the famous Estelle, first, rather than get paid for my by then 3 years public efforts) ;  then  book 2 the last 15 years. A bit dull but necessary.  On how it is essential to do whatever necessary to maintain 'attachment's with kids as i have done even if failed -  so much nowadays focusing on so many children with no decent role models. (leads us to the awful Andrew Tate for example)...and sad but true so many men - supposed 'fathers', and  even mothers nowadays, fail in... me, 25 years no matter what even as a damaged ghost in parallel with (this - just on eco)  every second of my life is always with in the backgrounds what may assist my child's existence... either working on that attachment or working on her 'environment' further afield. Usually multitasking the two matters concurrently ... to the exclusion of ALL else...  i added a new post today on this - TIME with kids https://www.simonclayton2020.com/2025/04/time-lost-boys.html NO MATTER WHAT!

And a third book - kindof half written though mainly in audio for now  i LIKE: writing up -  15 years of landloping to ...endure https://landlope.blogspot.com/   and also enhance health and 'bounce'-on energy...

2.  GET THIS OUT ..now.. THE only focus, last gasp.... but more artfully than i previously began  - and i seek cowriters  - we should form a group... just a few of us on the same page. A small team...  or supporters. No one has ever subbed me a dime... or extremely rarely. (in fact the only one ever has been  christian Greg a few hundred over the years)

ANY kind of interest... help needed to survive a bit longer to get some of this to a proper crowdfund / publisher or finance as we may have a GREAT chance soon of getting 'outline'  light footprint stories to a serious filmmaker who is off to Cannes film festival funding round for his own project but cares about the planet, too.

https://www.ralphschism.com/p/funding.html 

(no one ever has..) 


 i jot and riff here and there for years but never really self promote. That takes too much time i don't have spare - developing the message has always been priority - by which i mean words and ways of saying things that may just WORK. 

(weasel worded technospeak or even the dull one dimensionality of 'green' speakers,  etc simply has not) 

I have a range of special webpages where i interview or berate people (i like) see the very bottom of this page.

https://leftovers2022.blogspot.com/p/dadsites.html has a few related bits and bobs, but as much as one can i summarise all now on this page.

in fact some things i had to be VERY careful about this couldn't be shared with anyone until i left that past region in 2023.... In the actual 'environment' = the wilds...they HURT .. REAL 'green' lobbyists... or anyone who may just mention in a cafe and be overheard speaking of way way unlawful spraying next to a river (Arrow) ... ACTUAL environment protection is not for silly girls showing off their chemical hairdye skills..  for the cameras (google extinction rebellion)  it is medium term commitment all the way, and also VERY boring - going to planning/ council meetings etc etc etc ...  even keeping records of the real polluters in ones locality... and even the utter fraud most of the 'Green' movement has been so as to guide future generations to maybe (easily) do a better job 

https://dilettanteenvironmentalism.blogspot.com/ ( a quick first scaredy-cat collection  doodled out from 2020ish...i had to begin anonymously as i would have been hurt had any local 'Green' even mentioned some of it in that past locality)


plus please ....battling on is GOOD  - especially if  against all the odds as i have done re 3 or 4 eco initiatives in 11 years near full time, and usually either dangerous or almolst guaranteed to fizzle out due no other support  - it is always eventually  good for the mind/body/ soul... ends up a genuinely 'mindful' bliss..or certainly is  part of how to achieve it - even if failure, as is usual

as riffed here (a long one but to make the point) 

https://www.ralphschism.com/2025/04/bliss-zen-really-i-dont-lie-and-do-think.html


15   April 2025

This is only on  operation 'Candida'

And let's be clear about one thing, especially: the last few years tyranny of the bumper sticker or even t-shirt stating "positive vibes only" doesn't work...

IS entirely infantilising,  and part of the fluency in merely  effluence  which became the real problem. Grownups can handle the actual  bad smell and even worse 'vibrations' -  that are reality. 


Candida is a shared workpage with a few of my allies ONLY to share thoughts and motivating material with others as we as a loose team try and put out creative material only on future environmentalism. 

(which is largely a matter of use less, less is more...  but it has to explain WHY it is 'more' - in my many year meanders i meet so many middle aged people especially women who say they wish to "simplify"  - but how and why.... that's the key...and i knew few find the real one.  That needs turning into material to encourage others - i am expert at that if nothing else)

It is an 'offshoot' - the only one i work with others on, on my long planned 2 books of autobiography - gosh i hate that word, gonzoish memoir - bittersweet, full of unexpected twists and turns.  And i know full well has a few keys in it to actual ongoing 'mindfulness' and inner peace.  Plus a separate work stand alone on walking i have part written at https://landlope.com/


Candide by Voltaire a rather charming wise critique of naive optimism... but one  likes the characters in that original work. They became worldwide useful lexicon, also. 

NOT to be only unoptimistic - the point of this 'project' is to inculcate life affirming fighting spirit! Via a better collection of influential culture. However (see below) by a whole range of real-world measures the environment remains inexorably under threat of worse and worse permanent damage. ALL 'initiatives' or messaging over the last 50 years has in fact FAILED. (to reach more of the 'masses'). 

For example in the last few weeks: lowest ever recorded butterfly numbers last year has been publicised, and a major new study finds the seas of the South Coast of the UK have many toxins (to nature)  - from pharmacy products to toxic animal products. And that's before we take in that even at the southern most tip of Cornwall the bees collect microplastic that is mixed into the fine 'organic' honey sold in luxury 'foodie' and 'wellness' centres.  

( a better write up and excerpts of news reports are being collected below in this page - still under construction)


..Now it's time to really grow up and cut the crap.... get real about a few realities... one is that ONLY women have the voice in or can be 'heroes' of contemporary society. So...: Candida... 

(its a joke not on women but on an old friend... but especially to use as working title to perhaps create for the 'culture' some female version of Voltaire's Candide.. )

As usual this page is a miss mash of various things written to my maybe inner circle recently all on the same themes i don't have time to edit properly yet so this is the efficient version (for myself) for now.. ,merely to share with a few who just may have meant what they say..and care to support or take part. It will be edited later into the more user friendly version


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these are two audios the second excerpt with notes on recent eco total disaster in the UK seas from late March 2025, the  first has related matters but mainly WHY only women can now push forward better messaging 

made over the last 2 weeks.

google filestore  audio files 

https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/14gbxiPGFzcA8vCxfRshwJZZFLnT9KtFP?usp=sharing 


Candida.

Which it won't be called. 

"Candida" is a personal wry take on one of various stories connected with the 'environment' I have endured for decades. A shortcut word to perhaps keep the umbrella ethos in mind. (and this page an INVITATION to be part - its cloaked meaning you only can read it if i send you the URL)


It is also about the 101st 'manifesto' of sorts i have written in 20 years aimed at specifically energising or simply keeping on the same page - as egomaniacs off on endless tangents is the ,main reason the eco movement fails.... just a few of us who really DO mean it and may spend time on this one last project... which i know is the only hope. 

However as I am on 101 i am stale and ... not exactly of good heart_ in the endless repetition of the same key points for a decade FULL TIME on eco lobbying/messaging.... each time trying to make them readable and just maybe work... all on for 15 years the almost no electricity of a cavedweller living aside...  always broken laptops and not a moment spare to even ponder grammar of check the spelling....it is first rough draft... typed non stop with no aforethought...just see what happens.


This one stand alone page is merely a worksheet to direct one or other - there won't be many, true believers who may participate in this one last ditch attempt on environmental messaging.

That sounds dull....  ditchwater is.

Candida above all MUST be alive and engaging. Piety and EArnestness does not work.


THis is not a new project but last gasp attempt at herding a 'collective' of a few of us - some i have longtime been grooming and harassing into this, to DO it now and form a loose collective or even 'production company' or we could even call it an 'agency'... to go full steal ahead only focusing on any creative work that might assist in the cause as i describe below.

(the anecdote on hope.. see below)


For 34 years (triggered by the gingoistic bloodbath Gulf War 1)  I have been only refocused on the environment. I was lucky to have a  truly magnificent mentor in my youth from age 11, Ralph Ellis. He was the only real father I had. I spent every day with him after school or in the school holidays. He was a true oldschool  man of nature - meaning he knew, and taught me well, that everything in nature is connected...

" fiddle with that bit there, lad... [ he may refer to some particular algae in a pond for example] ...and that bit of nature there may suffer as a result... [ perhaps referring to a beast that feeds on the particular amphibian that likes to spread the aforementioned specific algae on its bread and butter for brekky].."



He taught me well.


Shame he wasn't around or in charge of the 'Green' movement the last few decades as i do believe on one particular aspect of 'messaging' (ALL that matters! modern humanity is just PR) unfortunately a wrong turn was taken - innocently, but with such rocky ground en route. 

" global warming" or climate change or whatever other words are forefront, in my opinion should have been at outset rather spun into something which focus on all 'pollution'.  The last 50 or so years where the RATE OF CHAGE of Co2 in the atmposphere is one of many previously unknown accelerated rates of change that nature will adapt to but in such rapid change many species will suffer. 


An example is that various forms of life  even evolved to live in sulphuric acid rich environments.  - google "animals that tolerate sulphuric acid"  ...

But of course that took millions maybe even billions of years.  Nature eventually adapts to almost any environment. It is the rate of change the last 100 or so years that is like never before and already HAS resulted in so many near or total extinctions. 


But.. the sort of mainly men who became of the land - usually 'hunting shooting fishing' for sport...  and they often own the land - and 3/4 of political power, too... never mind most of industry (with its massive lobbying power)  rather like their show off four wheel drives...

I know as my absurd father - a sad man playing country squire for attention,  had one of the first Range Rovers in the land.


To the H.F.S. brigade " global warming" means only one thing: the lefties want to put our lifeblood diesel up to a hundred quid a gallon. Or outright ban us. Poor victim-us !! 

Had the 'message' been one far more inclusive of all pollutants, especially those that end up in once pristine salmon streams or one of how even the grouse probably have a dusting of microplastic within their poor little lungs as they take their last gasp of...lead pellets (hunters still use despite a voluntary ban!)   then maybe they - the 4wd addicts ..may not have fought back so viciously  - UK may well have a FArrage as PM in a few years - their darling bought and paid for ... almost exclusively before anything else to enshrine their forever right to roam.... the moors in fancy 4wds.... no matter what


stick in here interview with Gwennen Apiaries lovely man 

Roger Dewhersyt  explaining to me in person how his bees based at Southernmost tip of The Lizzard collect microplastics


XXX please note recent very good program explaining how 'carbon offset' is a con (as i knew in 1992.. and said to my then best mate an Oxford graduate of science... pimping it. i shall find the link soon

few months ago the butterflies  worst year on record last year - see copy of email below for link


pcbs

and... as SYMBOL, totem pole... (no its not the 'indigenous' who will save ANYthing... sorry i went off to live in jungles 40 years ago! ... they want 4wds sooner or later as rapaciously as the British HFS lot...


The River Wye.. abreviated story soon


(it was made famous in the book about  CS Lewis Shadowlands  (1985) became movie a few years later... Lewis adopting the river Wye at The Golden Valley in his later years as his one respite -  escape to a  place of true  peace and beauty... when it still was!)

  



HOPE

i have meandered the 'chatteratti' or simply put the middle classes with money (usually from the South) time and space in their lives to read - even if what became THE problem, The Guardian... they colonised places like Hay-on-Wye  ... often only part time in 'second homes' .. 


Suggesting to them the following as i have done MANY times the last 7 or 8 years ... they simply do not have the capacity to think any more and immediately retaliate with stabs.. being English of course the thrusting glove of vintage  Laura Ashley and a painted on impermeable smile..

" there is NO HOPE [ the environment is so damaged and it just gets worse ...see above i condense it into quick simple sentences even a stupid English ex-deb may get] ...  the ONLY hope a REAL one  - not your painted on virtue signalling one you chant as if you are in a monastery.... of piety...  that you display to ONLY make you look good and disguise the fact YOU never reduced reused recycled .. called out fat men for their unnecessary 4wd habit just an extension of their pathetic small ones... never mind did anything else....  is that if the next generation (25-40 somethings) know just how two faced just like you... egomainiac and pathetically unable to have ANY lasting solidarity ours has been.. they may well say ' right if they fucked it up  so dramatically....IT EWILL BE EASY!!!!.....surely if we learn from their mistakes.. we can study in [this] culture that makes us even laugh at the REAL weasel words and fakery of the Green movement thus far..... .. we could... just maybe....so easily... do it better!...so let's show em oldies...  "


which is the ONLY 'hope' there just may be...


In fact if they - the younger generation get the truth of how false and disingenuous (via comedy or even difficult but life affirming drama, as preaching doesnt work)   current environmentalism is (the last 25 ish years) .... 


it may MOTIVATE them.... that is what happens in civilisation the new generation often pushes to do BETTER than the last....


THE problem is the spin and narcissism of current (last 25 year) 'Green' people and organisations is as bad as Stalin  ..making up success ... propaganda...

they have ALL been a disaster..i know as i have always been close in....

and the actual science could not be clearer: THEY HAVE FAILED...by every meausure.


They - the chatteratti - but they matter as they are the 'GATEKEEPERS' of the 'culture' too (publishers media  etc etc), my my they are too thick to understand....

 

Even Einstein figured it " the definition of madness, is..." and he was a scientist not too well known for understanding the SOUL.... or ART

True new art

does change things

(Osborne and his contemporaries really DID change even pighead stuck in Vitoria's reign England from the late 50s... Osborne seemingly to simplify igniting a new approach to the arts in the late 50s  which in essence did lead almost directly to  ( a curiously understated wikipedia) ...  https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Footlights which outright FAILS to emphasise that in the early 60s especially via That Was The week That Was...  a proper real revolution occurred entirely transforming  Britain from the top down... before 'flower power' or The Beatles were even a dream in some rich empressario's  stuck mind...


 CULTURE....art... changed even stubborn old Britain, for real, once....


And i know from decades connected to the 'politics' even at 'grassroots' level of the 'environmental movement'  -  which in truth almost doesnt exist for real, there is absolutely no hope whatsoever...  unless we find new more powerful forms of culture and art  to change the message - boost enhance and make it something that causes the masses to WANT the benefits of 'lighter footprint' living..using less etc...and 'taking part' 


BUt powerful means in my opinion only one thing

irreverent.. funny...life AFFIRMING (see email below)


The 'green' movement  - who have been my only kindof friends and ...well they dont know what 'ally' means: always.....simply cannot deal with one simple truth: 95% .. nearer 99% ..of ordinary people.....still consume and show off like never before

and its the STUFF.. thats at the root of everything

 

And reaching the masses, not the already 'converted' is the only game in town.... 


and this 'popular' art surely must be key

(Banksy is a joke and a cult of the usual self pity ... .even monetised by an office employing junkies....junkies are good for NOTHING new real and from the heart... ever .. .. xxx ... )


random: huw derbyshire... (to do) in this just-to-keep-my-creative-juices spirit up... i refer to a High Sherriff aristo i knew 35 years ago....  

https://www.ralphschism.com/2025/04/curiosity-incongruity-candiding.html

no one has told the younger generation that having a  warbrobe full of hundreds of garments is.... a new  development -  back then 1980s even a very rich head of his family wouldnt dream of owning more than a few jumpers..and wearing them until tatters.

i Simon write and communicate rather 'gonzo' ,,,meaning rude-irreverent..

Not to shock...


In fact it is the greatest of personal 'sacrifices' in that I am a man of Joan BAez - i often say " i raised myself on St Joan, my one true goddess [who also incidentally unlike her famous once-boyfriend LIVED her cause in that she actually married a man who was a  famous protestor gaoled for his cause.. ] " ... 

The books and music that are ME never mind my life for 40 years or more was ONLY a life of pretty quiet  life deliberately living 'aside' in a very remote region (no inherited or Southern professional  money) from 1993...    chosen quiet humility...after a minor hiatus in my 20s, are the quiet literature of George Elliot or the music of Joan or The Roaches ...  but i knew one thing: it does not work.... you cannot 'reach' or be taken seriously by anyone if that's who you are thus i adopted - had to, a more rumbunctious style of engagement and rhetoric - i hate! but....got quite good at...

I am not sure if  the Gandhi or  flowerchild mode will ever inspire people really to just go...Light Footprint...

I went ALL the way myself when my only child was created 27 years ago: i was the only professiponal pilot ever  to hand back a professional license  - i had used to even be based flying the 'jet set'in and out of St Barts in the West Indies - the ultimate freebird job...

Nope when my lass was on the cards... stop, its not compatible with her future. Period. And i never went near a small (relatively high fuel consumption per passenger) aircraft ever again. That had been my living 18 years.  A vainglorious pathetic act of... be the change - utterly irrelevant as for my past job there were thousands waiting to fill the Kingair's left seat... for free,  there was such demand to be that kind of pilot....except...as symbol.


All i have learned in 27 years since then is that the green 'messaging' of this century simply has been elitist and ineffective.  And as for focusing on dead tribes in The Amazon  i know full well that as soon as they  see a smartphone which will tell them the weather next week a bit more accurately than 'indigenous' knowledge... most of them are off! ...  never mind get hooked on big Macs...  (as i actually LIVED through seeing in several so called developing nations)


And no sportswear clad 4wd  (SUV if usa) driving (and obsessively every other day soapsud shining)  mal shopping...   ordinary person is ever going to listen to anything saying  lets ghet caveman again...


The ONLY way is to somehow show (in more 'mainstream' culture)  that less really really IS a hell of a lot MORE ...and even makes you sexier.. freer.. funnier... healthier... 


I wrote on my notepad 25 years ago in my Waldenish hideaway  the hated phrase " how do we SEX UP the green message" ?

And i know it is still on my todo list....despite a whole decade FULL TIME looking for allies and those on the same page... who may just help write up some new ones in film script essay book or even opera !!

My own many year script,  is Wh Davies  perfect poem



but i know one thing even more for sure: it doesn't work.... in reaching the modern human. Sadly. And it is narcissistic personality disorder (to quite every silly internet fool these days)  to imagine otherwise...

They  - the consumerist masses, aren't me...  The Greens have yet to actually..learn. And history shows one thing above all, only great culture can...educate...


This is not a 'hippy' elitist purist diatribe...in fact long ago i even postulated out loud that if maybe younger people could be PAID to collect recyclables etc etc etc... then that may in time change their inner appreciation of...stuff... and waste...etc etc..permanently.  ALL methods are valid, only the nett result matters...



here is the initial sort of work on CAndia explaining matters - its best explained in the two audio talks with Suzi recorded for efficiency to share with others..


copied out of an email formatting to fix


Candida

Contains quite a few hours of my dull monotones but as I know that NOBODY…no one… dare really push forward on these REAL stories of why the eco world failed to actually protect the ‘environment’ I am all you have… I knew 20 years ago they were the problem so I have retained many stories… (that would shock even thick skinned me as they unfolded)

 


 

Operation Candida   this is ONLY about material that could be turned into 'PRODUCT' aimed at getting out into mainstreamish culture 

A quick jokey working title  - everything I do has a DECADE behind it at least and may have several interwoven stories…I know candida is a ferkin fanny problem but a friend of mine she used it in something 2020… it makes me smile

 

This is one of my own many ‘boxes’  - material long collected or pondered to turn into books novellas films or shorts or whatever

 

Purpose this sharing STORIES which others could turn into something to make into some cultural product – book, film,  visual arts etc etc etc…. of the reality of the ‘environment’ – the people I mean…

(theres a Turner in some of this Yasmin I am serious …  installation? My friend Janie is also an artist or has been and she knows the potential  of actual real installation on the REAl version of ‘nature’ ….  Countryside full of homeless and drug addicts …its not your London MFA version …)

 

Candida is my own collection of over 20 years a range of fake eco warriors or greens  so so so so  damaging rural existence  (and in fact more importantly the environmental movement) via disingenuity.. or worse

 

I have dozens of many month lived-experience of them…

 

Janie and partner had a wish to ‘satirise’ that world, too…. i have been telling my previous associates 5+ years its possibly the only hope we have... to get the real stories out into the culture for the next generation..

 

 

But to me a kind of ‘formula’  is partly Intouchables….  But the nett effect I see as so useful / desirable is the look on the face of Captain Fantastic https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Captain_Fantastic_(film) – mortensen (though really subversive characters in culture are best as female after now even R Brand )

 

His look at the end is “ yes we prevailed….we won…. But the buggers are still out there possibly chipping away at us… beware..”

 

So I have recorded some of these many scenarios… and put them in audios to go into this box

 

 

Now…

 

Candide……sort of came down into the ‘world’  - as I did from around 2005 as single parent with a daughter living like Heidi – for real in the hills of The Black Mountains… and found that 97% of babes (and some men too in fact the worst culprit a man running an eco retreat we all had to deal with a lot)  IN the ‘environment’ – living in rural regions……who had colonised places like Hay-on-wye…. Some runaway ‘goody goodies’ from Glastonbury etc….

.   Were not ‘INNOCENT’ at all… and right selfish-dodgy though often very subtly it would take months to suss…

I have no chip on my shoulder its merely fact that over 20 years me DOIng real important eco protection work looking for allies   eg for 2 years living with a totally dedicated young green woman as housemate and she stepped forward to be Green party council candidate… who was destroyed by them (greens – mainly women)  as they were jealous of her… time and time again one found the same comic patterns you couldn’t make up !! that only thwarted all important eco work (why the river wye went toxic)

It’s a story – the patterns… long I know needs some airing out in the culture…

 

(the next generation must know) 

 

 

 

Candide, ou l'Optimisme (/kɒnˈdiːd/ kon-DEED,[5] French: [kɑ̃did] ) is a French satire written by Voltaire, a philosopher of the Age of Enlightenment,[6] first published in 1759. The novella has been widely translated, with English versions titled Candide: or, All for the Best (1759); Candide: or, The Optimist (1762); and Candide: Optimism (1947).[7] A young man, Candide, lives a sheltered life in an Edenic paradise, being indoctrinated with Leibnizian optimism by his mentor, Professor Pangloss.[8] This lifestyle is abruptly ended, followed by Candide's slow and painful disillusionment as he witnesses and experiences great hardships in the world. Voltaire concludes Candide with, if not rejecting Leibnizian optimism outright, advocating a deeply practical precept, "we must cultivate our garden", in lieu of the Leibnizian mantra of Pangloss, "all is for the best" in the "best of all possible worlds".

Candide is characterized by its tone as well as its erratic, fantastical, and fast-moving plot. A picaresque novel with a story akin to a serious bildungsroman, it parodies many adventure and romance clichés, in a tone that is bitter and matter-of-fact. 

 

 

 

SO in the box – the google drive  - all (due 20+ years of these time wasters!!! I never have time to do things properly ….would if some dosh was available ..)

 

 

Some of these stories are in fact actionable meaning theres many years of history even if I think theyre all tossers and had minimal real involvement

 

I have had to partly censor sometimes as planning to send out to some I think I can trust to remain private but I am not 100% sure … one chap (so dodgy  - a literal eco messiah for decades – nationally known and a vampire of retreat/therapeutic community money – large amounts…. is so dodgy you couldn’t make him up)  who is a centre of my previous region would attempt legal action if he encountered this…. Don’t worry I am 10 tougher than him and before the name of his operation appeared I would have his many years of actually quite serious fraud crimes listed somewhere in a manner that clearly states I have evidence…. Leave me alone or else

 

It would be good if others had stories too – to put in this box to make available to someone thinking of eco world satire films…

 

 

Google drive folder called candida

https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1DaABkQ06uHozDOlGru37q90tguclxKUY?usp=sharing

 

has in at moment 4 audios

 

22 mar  515,m4a talk with suzi on these subjects

 

Wma. 515

 

minor bleeping of personal data

 

 

4th April wma.564  second talk with suzi


a bit more bleeping of personal data bear with me...

 

NB if you can bear to plough through that one - 564 so so much is summarised at 25 minutes in "PEOPLE OF GOOD FAITH" 

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Candida stories 2 of about 15 to come

 

21 mar 2025 voice 508.m4a

 

(shakti and PB Hay)

 

30th mar on candida generally

File 554

 

other files coming up  

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 Then also related – its all the same….

(the we-men I will be going for in writing one day no matter what)

 

 

Mar 18

The We-men ™© (and even worse 'shaman'ic con artists and miscellaneous Ne'er-do-wells; hashtags to add in one day, soon) 

Audio at

https://open.substack.com/pub/ralphschism/p/the-we-men-and-even-worse-shamanic?r=2jdt8a&utm_campaign=post&utm_medium=web&showWelcomeOnShare=false

 

 

23 march


One of MANy wry riffs upon

“fluent in effluent”

 

https://www.ralphschism.com/2025/03/the-battle.html


 

THE RECORDINGS  ARE UNEDITED – two with 5 years buddy Suzi are for ‘efficiency’ meaning she is on side (may or may not DO something she has a bit of a people pleasing problem but longtime we josh)

the 2 chats with suzi sum up fairly well the REAL issues

 

Need editing  / bleeping some names taken out and bowdlerising a bit before I can send them elsewhere.. private versions for now

 

‘efficiency’ means for 11 years I must have sent out a thousand emails or the like to people I have found in person who express potential involvement ion one or other eco cause in my previous region  - met talk they appear fully  dedicated and engaged … then waste hours of my time not bothering to even politely reply “ after our great chat you inviting me to be supporter of river protection schemes or politics I know it was a great chat but I went home and though ‘ truth is I cannot actually afford the time spare to even write you a nice polite friendly email like this saying I CHANGED MY MIND so count me out..”  cos theyre too busy obsessed with their health/ food /  miscellaneous neuroses / bourgeois cottage in the country etc etc…

Which is THE reason all eco fails..

And the polluters just laugh at ‘us’…

 

I have no more time left (unless a real collective – mobile ‘office’ or the like,  with minor funding and a few actually committed allies)  is soon set up…   and thus efficient shortcut recordings of chats to then share with others so I don’t have to keep repeating myself 1000 times … is in these modern tech efficiency solutions…

 

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 yasmin

one idea - to adapt the real life encounter on a webpage into something

i had an idea yesterday...


rather good... it 'stars' you


so, in 3 weeks there is a chance to get into the hands of Janie's filmmaker manpal, an outline for a film...

that could get circulated at cannes funding  meetings..if its good


( and i can add in " if interested i can get to world 'saviour' Lennon's many millions - my bruvva still his best buddy see top of pops early 80s- to get support and cash to develop etc and lennon slept with half the glitteratti ..who also have dosh" )




i am only interested in something that chucks love  bombs  into the 'light footprit' ( eco)  world


( for now i have 10 different kindof bookish projects underway many years)


so... everything i do is total back of fag pack as 4 years i live off grid i write so fast and no time to even detypo never mind edit


in here the second part is  la vinagrette...( chat with cleaner lady in audio)  is a possible storyboard for a good film


her words,  not mine

at this page

https://www.ralphschism.com/p/mm.html?m=1


voicenote to yasmin with one idea on adapting into something to NOW work into a rough draft outline NEED HELP..

https://drive.google.com/file/d/1pjWeJpDGQgnDCJWGedhTGnVJ3_Aq7D6t/view?usp=sharing


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A recent email out to v literary daughter kind of summarises 


Estelle,

I have various many-year ongoing ‘creative’ projects.

 

Art: essays, novellas, full books, millions of social commentary photos and zigabytes of chronicling film over 20 years (my MAIN interest the utter disaster of pretend environmentalists many I knew longterm in person); 100s of chronicler notebooks.

 

ALL are about 2 interconnected themes, both for you (or in fact my grandEsti if s/he  ever exists, and I am even told…)

 

1.  Better healthy psychological environments for kids in UK (it is 10x healthier in EU where much of my life has always been  - if not in person my heart always there)
meaning anything that reduces angst universally for any kid …

2.   Eco disaster … item 1 is connected because ONLY “psychologically robust”  young adults – age  from 25-35, CAN indeed do the REAL (political) very hard tough risky  work to save the environment . Period. The two matters are indeed one…

BY 29 April 2025 there is a plan. I have several wonderful longterm ally women who agree and will attempt also to be part of this. Three in fact (but they are from age 40 up to 65 and have distractions and intrusions into their lives – may not find the creative space to  create what is needed):

 

Project:   A chap who is seriously connected top level of film industry is going to Cannes film festival. His purpose find the second half of 30 million quid to get going the movie he has written with my close trusted wonderful friend. They have 15 mil pledged and need 15 more. Its serious big budget stuff. Aimed at kids sort of far more groovy Bella Potter and her dragons… it will happen it just comes down to is it the 15 mil budget or 30 mil budget version…

 

You can watch in this very good movie what happens at Cannes: bullshit grift hustle. It’s a great funny movie.

Seduced and abandoned

 

2 very good pirate channels I use. (not all service providers allow access – Vodaphone does )

https://azmovies.ag/verify

 

https://vvw2.solarmovie.ma/home

 

when he goes to cannes we wish him to also have in his pocket an outline/ storyboard… maybe even ‘treatment’  for what I have many years been interested in. I know it is the ONLY hope for the future of the planet

 

(yesterday Starmageddon said in public “ you all should watch Adolescence “ a dystopian depressing thing about (to quote my Queen Yasmin a true cinema expert – 3 year wonderful friend  - halfbreed like you half german but her mum was Heidi – see the 1965 film on youtube her  mum almost exactly that heidi, dad a Pakistani, Yasmin ran the restaurant at London Film School many years shes half Heidi and half super sophisticate cool arty Londoner :  “ Starmer quoting in public depressing dross about stabby white boys” )

 

There has never been a mainstream film that revs up people properly to kind of have real hope and become real warriors…I mean ordinary people. Mainstream.

 

The plan is to put ideas into a box for the Cannes man to share with the money men.

(there are other sources of funding ideas too)

 

These are films over my lifetime that DO have a sort of ‘message’: fight on and sometimes laugh or use great art to reach many – not the elite few

 

Cathy Come home (dour and depressing but DID change uk government policy over the following few decades – it is still talked about by the BBC etc)

Spartacus (and Lyndsay Anderson superb film ‘If’ from the same period)

Walkabout(utter mindfuck but superb film made one care about Australian aborigones -  Samson and Delilah by Thornton is better in fact)

Full Monty

 

Intouchables


Try this its an obscure site you can find via google

 It works I have just tested it fully took me 2 hrs even to find it but I think it is ESSENTIAL training (remember made 40x investment at box office)

 

https://fsharetv.cc/w/the-intouchables-episode-1-tt1675434

 

but you have to manually set the subtitles

 by…

go to the settings icon bottom right hand corner

 select “pick subtitles”

3rd one down is called

 Intouchables (2011)

Click “select”

And it should load the right subtitles

 

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(ALL the films of Poliakoff but especially   this…  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=edRP5IphiTE

Shooting the past  - all 3 episodes are on youtube…in fact his dramas over the 90s chronicle the gradual acedia  - selling out/ fakery..in uk….that crept in better than any other dramatist   Shooting the past is a real LIFE AFFIRMING fight the buggers drama  )

 

 

Captain Fantastic may be the best ‘formula’ – how to fight back against the bourgeois creeps…. (who ruin the environment via greed) …and 75% win…. Sort of


 

And Erin Brockovic (not enough laughs – but huge hit!!!!)

 

We all think that IRREVERENCE, sassy sexiness,  humour… poignant bittersweet tragi-com also …. Are needed. Piety and earnestness does not work.

 

(It must have a female hero… everyone hates us men…. it should actually star my Heidi friend Yasmin – she is all these things… and would be much cheaper than whoever the current Julia Roberts is..)

 

Here have her email …in fact  she – a true Pilgerite!!!  said in the autumn last year she would like to meet you and take you out for a coffee in London especially as she was going on pro Palestine demos etc and I told her you volunteered for the Pally kids needed saving…


 

I considered it, but maybe would have been a bit much for you last October …. (she lives most of the time in the Italian Tyrol with an Italian bloke and they are trying to start a new halfie family! )

Anyway……  anyone that wants to brainstorm ideas  - now urgently….  About what outlines may pull at the funders.. is welcome to add their thoughts..

 

I need them!!!

it IS a project aimed exactly at your age group.. the 99% or is it 97% who haven’t really gone full light footprint like you (pl)

 

(and we want an Oscar! 😊 )

 

I know there is literally no hope … all eco initiatives too small or mainly fake 

 There needs to be something in books or culture that your gen can say “ yes like in that great funny movie we saW LAST WEEK… WE GOTTA GO ALL THE WAY NOW…”

 

And what we really (me and my gang) should do and may do is quickly set up a ‘collective’ of a few of us – utterly informal,  fake it til you make it…  we will call a ‘production company’…. to in fact grift out film ideas as above…

 

Anyone can call themselves a ‘production company’ it’s the ultimate bullshit hustle…..sometimes it works.

 

You can be boss of it if you want….

 

Especially as we are all a bit old fart,  (except Queen Yasmin ) and sick to death of internet social media which needs to be used a bit to roll out such a project…

Or at least a new fresh email account and simple webpage …

 

XX

 

 Over and out you got my number 


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relates to 

one recent 'storyboard' based on true stories we are working on adapting 
.... this is a worksheet on two film ideas LA Vinagrette is best so say several female friends - they love it  

https://www.ralphschism.com/p/mm.html